Watch: ‘Star Wars Episode VIII: The Last Jedi’ Trailer Number 2

It’s getting to be that time a year again.

‘Tis the season for Halloween, Thanksgiving, Happy Holiday Month, and new Star Wars trailers. That’s right: the elves and small children on Disney’s payroll have been literally slaving away in order to crank out yet another Star Wars film, this one being Star Wars Episode VIII: The Last Jedi.

Just in case you have been living under a rock, have a shit internet connection, or are a citizen of Mississippi, the new trailer for Star Wars: The Last Jedi was released unto the general populace during a Monday Night Football game between the Minnesota Vikings and a bunch of people dressed as the Chicago Bears masquerading as a football team.

Disney picked MNF has a suitable time to drop Star Wars trailer numero deuce because they knew they could combine three things that white people love to do: watch football, obsess over Star Wars, and harass peacefully protesting black people while denying their inherent racism.

Anyway, the trailer itself looks pretty good.

Let me know what you think of it in the comments.

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